You Never Know What's Going Down at Mama Henley's House...

Our 7 year old, Bug, was riding home with one of my friends this afternoon after a delightful time with her friend. As they were driving down our street, my friend asked Bug which house is ours. Buggy pointed to our house, to which my friend replied, "What happened to all of your trees?"
Bug replied flatly, "Our neighbor cut them all down without our permission and half of them are ours. NOW we can't go outside NAKED."
Great. My secret is out. Where do children get these things?! Now my friend thinks we're exhibitionists at Mama Henley's house! Hilarious!
For those who are horrified and have already started calling the police, Buggy went on to explain that sometimes they take off their dripping bathing suits outside before coming inside after a swim, and now they're scared to do it in case the neighbor sees. There. Clarification!

Mama Henley Mishap!

I am so behind in creating invitations for the triplets' 9th birthday party. Our sweet darlin's haven't seemed to mind. As I typed tonight, I made a funny typo. I laughed out loud wondering what parents would have said if I had not caught my mistake!

I typed:
Siblings welcome if a parent stays and wears their shit

I meant to type SUIT.... look at what one letter can do to a sentence!

Mama Henley's Mishaps

This is the dress that Mama Henley wore to run the errands to feed the children that live in the house her husband built. (Well, he paid for it. I'm trying to go along w/ the "This is the House that Jack Built" storyline. Stay with me.)

Do you see all of the PAPER LINT on this dress?





This is what's left of the catalog that somehow went through the wash and ruined the dress that Mama Henley wore to run the errands to feed the children that live in the house her husband built.

Moral of the story: Watch what you're doing and don't be in such a hurry with the 10,000 loads of laundry you do each day. Yes, I know, 10,000 is a lot and mishaps happen, but Mama Henley was in such a hurry she gave that LL Bean catalog a beating like it had never seen. So much for my Christmas shopping! I guess no one will be getting LL Bean totes this Christmas and now Mama Henley needs to go shopping! I'm just hoping the paper will come out of the children's school uniforms. UGH!!!