Sunday, August 16, 2009

What Not to Wear

We visited Disney today which is always such a fun activity with the children. Unfortunately, it is REALLY HOT, as in HOT as BLUE BLAZES!! Anyway, it is always fun to people watch in public places. I saw a few "what not to wear" examples.

It is HOT in Florida. Did I mention that? Wearing a floor length denim skirt is just not smart. In fact, it's downright HOT and uncomfortable.

You may have a rock hard abdomen and fantastic figure. You go, girl. Just don't show it to my family. We don't want to see your abs and your top. A skimpy bikini top and teeny tiny shorts is not appropriate at a FAMILY amusement park.

If you are able to breast feed your children, that is wonderful. Just don't forget that not everyone wants to see your privates. When you walk around with your breast hanging out, it is embarrassing. Yes, I have two of them, but I try to keep them private. Undergarments were invented for a reason... to cover private areas.

Pants are important. If you are wearing pants, try to wear them on your waist, not your knees. Enough said.

Now I am not trying to be mean here. I put a lipstick stain on my shirt within 5 minutes of arriving at Disney. I just had on a white t-shirt and khaki shorts. It is HOT for pete's sake. But I did try my best to look decent and I brushed my hair and teeth, applied some makeup and put on DEODORANT. That is a MUST. If you don't wear it, you stink.

6 comments:

short southern momma said...

That is so funny....but, so true!! Hope you all had a great time anyway! hope you have a great week =)

Imjustagirl said...

I have to agree with you. I am not sure why people don't feel the need to wear deoderant in Florida! It is hot and they stink!!

EntertainingMom said...

Why is it that our Fashion Faux Pas posts are always inspired by what we see at Disney?

Blushing hostess said...

Yes, we live half the year here and are at the beach in FL now - I wear Gretchen Scott and Trina Turk dresses... no pants ever. just too hot...

pink green & southern said...

Sadly, Disney brings out the worst in people I think!

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

how funny!

very good advice :o)

Blessings & Aloha!